Baking Cookies with your CAT!

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.

2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off of cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Find cat lapping up the eggs; get more from the fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl, dust cat off.
13. Get Band-aids for scratches on hands.

14. Throw flour out; get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Looking at cat & thinking about baking the cat now.
17. Cat runs for cover into the bathroom.
18. BIG crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.

19. Cat has toilet paper all over the floor; stuff spilled and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.
20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet.
21. Can sense cat is angry.

22. Take cat out of toilet to dry him off.
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
24. Cleanup bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in the kitchen. Oh Golly!.... NOW what?!>
26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Bet coat & car keys, and go to store to buy cookies.